In a bizarre fusion of witchcraft and cryptocurrency culture, self-proclaimed witches on Etsy are selling spells that claim to boost investors’ chances of becoming crypto millionaires with prices ranging from $20 for basic rituals to a $73 “crypto millionaire” package.
Spells for Love, Weather… and Bitcoin Gains
Cointelegraph reports that Etsy has become a surprising hub for modern spellcasters despite its official ban on “metaphysical services.” Offerings range from romance rituals and weather charms to highly specific spells aimed at amplifying cryptocurrency portfolios.
One listing promises a “powerful manifestation ritual” designed to align spiritual energy with the flow of crypto markets. The seller insists the spell will “magnetize money” and “align trading success with abundance,” though they also include a disclaimer that all outcomes are strictly for entertainment and guidance purposes.
From Bitcoin Oracle Cards to Dogecoin Rituals
It doesn’t stop at millionaire spells. Other Etsy sellers market products such as “Bitcoin Oracle Cards” — tarot-like decks infused with “magic, love, and crypto spirit” — as well as quirky rituals like a Dogecoin wealth ceremony involving candles, crystals, and downloadable affirmations.
Despite the lack of guarantees, some vendors are thriving. A long-established account named NaturalisticBlessing has reportedly made over 120,000 sales, with offerings like palm readings and spiritual services averaging $18 per item.
Crypto Community Reacts
Unsurprisingly, crypto traders on Reddit have mocked the trend. One user claimed they “paid an Etsy witch” to cast a spell ensuring Bitcoin hits $200,000 by January 2027, joking that the ritual included candles and “moon water.” The post was met with laughter, with many comparing the spells to classic “snake oil” schemes targeting hopeful investors.
A Trend Fueled by TikTok
The rise of Etsy witches coincides with a boom in witchcraft-related content on TikTok, where spells for love, luck, and wealth frequently go viral. The mix of crypto speculation and spiritual “shortcuts” to success seems to have found an audience among risk-takers in digital finance.
While some see it as harmless fun, others warn that these services exploit vulnerable individuals chasing financial dreams. With disclaimers firmly in place, however, sellers continue to thrive on the growing crossover between mystical rituals and the crypto-degen lifestyle.
Disclaimer: This article is for informational purposes only and does not constitute financial advice. Cryptocurrency investments are volatile and risky. Always conduct your research before making any investment decisions.
